Best Quotes of the Internet

The best lines of the Internet to Facebook & Twitter

Here's a short list of funny phrases for facebook

• I just realized that the word "recognize" is just the opposite. [Oo] • Sorry if I make mistakes, it's because my life came without instructions;) • Life in 2020 Send, Download yours .. and Lets get into mine ... • I also said I'm Tired / a, and I answered ... What?, If you did nothing ¬ ¬ '• I also disinfect my life with alcohol, they want to, I have to take care of my health! • I bathe, comb my hair, I change, I change, I change, I change and go. • Mom ... Mom. ... What about the computer? ... Son, I sold to pay for the Internet. • The Internet is the only one who falls when no one laughs ¬ ¬ • Damn laziness ste salt and hardworking student body xD • Clothing + Shoes + Bags + = Happy Woman Perfume: D

• One day me and say-wow really what I missed and I will tell you-phew vere and what saved me;) • The 5 Lies of men: 1. You're the only (I think ... stories) 2. I think of you (... being with others) 3. (.... I went with my friend and her friends) 4. It's just a friend (... with the right) 5. I need you (... well away). • I also said, "I'm going to connect only a while to see who is ..." And I left on the computer for hours ... • My mom says; Alcohol is your enemy and God says, Love your enemies, "but God is wiser, the better you will listen to him; D • Sometimes I call and tell you how much I love you and miss you .... But there is a voice q Q prevents me ... I said, your balance is insufficient to make this call ...

• Not that I fall ill, but let's say if you were burning and I had water, I would take. • Brandy + Ice = damages the kidney! Tequila + Ice = damages the liver! Whisky + Ice = damages the heart! Vodka + Ice = damages the brain! Apparently the ice is damaging everything! • - Dad and I have a girlfriend! - That's my son just like his father! - Dad and I have a girlfriend! - Look daughter, first concentrate on your studies. Ok? • Mom, give me money to give to a poor man who is screaming down the street screaming And this gentleman? -! Ice ... bring their ice cream! • Typical: * you add to msn / facebook * 'Hello what's your name? - SETTING! Can not you see it above says my name?

• If you find your soul mate, find your half a lemon, tequila and salt:) • When I say study mean ES-TU-DAY, take advantage! jejeje • You stop using TQM, we know the TTG (Te I have Ganas). • .. Death to the Smurfs! Attn: The little green ... • Life is falling, getting up, put a bandage and move on. • Men have the power to choose, women the privilege of rejecting. • Loving is not take the place of anyone. .. if not create a place that no one can fill. • I do what I want ... When I want to ... wherever ... And if my mom lets me. • Of the 24 hours a day! 16 think of you and the other 8 I dream of you. • Dear Santa, send me a brother. Santa replies: Ok, send to your Mom. Ho ho ho ho!

• In the train of my life have gone up and down all kinds of people but the only passengers that remain are my true friends. •-Taxi! How am I charged to the airport? -23 Bucks - what if I take my Ex? -The same. - Dress! They are worthless! • If one day the girl or the guy you love is unfaithful and you're thinking of throw you off the balcony, remember: you have horns ... no wings! • When will I see you shiver when I tremble I'm happy. When you see me blush, I blush when I'm happy. When you do not want you hug fences, because when I'm with you, I'm happy;) • Many people will tell you that you can not, you have to do is turn around & say "Watch me do :) "• How many hearts were broken with the phrase" I want just be friends "? Like if you put in the past. • What is your name? -Anastasia but I say Ana-And you? -Catherine, Cat-And I say it? -Penelope but does not like nicknames. • Hey how do you say "dog" in English? - Dog, - and what "veterinarian"? - Dogtor. ¬ ¬ '• Back with your Ex is like putting water is just Shampoo: It might work, but will never be as before! Facebook • When you just have to say: have a relationship with :______ __, is cheating with :______ ___, and still in love haha ​​XD :_______

• As a friend may have flaws, but as I am a perfect enemy enemy ☠ • Because I always find that song that tells you just what you're thinking. • I must confess that I hate getting angry and that half of the fight make me laugh. • Typical : I take the phone, when I look, I keep the phone ... and do not know what time it is. • I am a graduate of MSN, Title on MySpace, Twitter and Masters Degree in Facebook.ツ • Walls see, we do not know XD imbox • I never saw run to my PE teacher. • Process Tasks: Search>> Copy>> Paste>> Word>> sta Profe here! • I see your wall and start making the list of future murders 3:) • I've heard so highly of you who thought you were dead! Either-or "

Source: Scraps Facebook